Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

Quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Fun is like life insurance.

Funny birthday phrases 50. As you grow older it will avoid you. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4.

Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. The older you get the more it costs. It creeps up on you anon. Funny 50th birthday sayings if you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Old age is like underwear.

Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap. Franklin pierce adams. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach.

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